Tell Laura that I love her
Laura and Tommy were lovers, he wanted to give her everything:
Flowers, presents and most of all, a wedding ring.
He saw a sign for a stock car race, a thousand dollar prize it read.
He couldn't get Laura on the phone; so to her mother Tommy said:
"Tell Laura I love her, tell Laura I need her,
Tell Laura I may be late, I've something to do, that cannot wait."
He drove his car to the racing grounds,
He was the youngest driver there;
The crowed roared as they started the race,
Round the track they drove at a deadly pace!
No one knows what happened that day,
How his car overturned in flames,
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck,
With his dying breath, they heard him say:
"Tell Laura I love her, tell Laura I need her,
Tell Laura not to cry, my love for her will never die!"
Now in the chapel Laura prays her Tommy who passed away;
It was just for Laura he lived and died,
Alone in the chapel she can hear him cry:
"Tell Laura I love her, tell Laura I need her,
Tell Laura never mind, I was drunk when I died!"
On nothing
Births of poets are heralded by the cheers of the multitude.
Births of idiots are heralded by the cheers of their parents.
Shut Yer Face
So come out fighting, second's out
Who's the daddy? Well there's no doubt
Got one thing on your brain, you all act the same
But you're alright
'Cos you are from Venus and I am from Mars
You'd like your penis as big as your car
Not so good in the sack - so what, d'ya want your money back?!
Yeah, you're alright
It's just as far as you can go, without going back again
Yeah, you know I'm right so shut yer face
I bet you think you know the place
It's just as far as you can go, without going back again
Yeah, you know I'm right so shut yer face
You never listen anyway
It's the way that you're scratching your balls when you walk
You wait till I'm watching the football - and then you talk!
You're never wrong, so bring it on
'Cos you're alright
'Cos I are from Venus and you am from Mars
You buy me panties that don't match my bras
Why so long in the bathroom? Baby I have to
Then it's alright
It's just as far as you can go, without going back again
Yeah, you know I'm right so shut yer face
I bet you think you know the place
It's just as far as you can go, without going back again
Yeah, you know I'm right so shut yer face
You never listen anyway
Smacking you, whacking you, flat out attacking you
Beating you down with my words over you
You're too hot to handle - maybe you're mental
But you're alright
It's just as far as you can go, without going back again
Yeah, you know I'm right so shut yer face
I bet you think you know the place
It's just as far as you can go, without going back again
Yeah, you know I'm right so shut yer face
You never listen anyway