Uncanny and Close Encounters Of The Sexual Kind
This is all true, every bit of it. It DID happened to me.
I was taking a MRT Train from my home to Dhoby Ghaut. At City Hall Interchange, I got into the train and can't help but noticing a bunch of curious-looking characters. I paid more attention and realised who they were. Those guys, were all wearing makeup. Pink lipstick, mascara, rouge. And they wore these feminine -looking pants that were very very tight. I was quite startled. Then I saw them huddle together, pointing to me and whispering to each other. I was disturbed by that, but did not paid much attention to them. But suddenly I heard something like "Go On!" in Thai (they were Thais) and one of them trooped over to me. He stood beside me, and edged closer and closer to me. I walked towards the center of the train, to see if it was only a fluke. Bad move. He followed, and this time, he moved forward and went right into me, pressing himself against me, like cuddling. Shocked and embarrased, I wheeled backwards, only to see he and his companions closing in on me. I looked around, feeling desperate, no one around me was actually doing anything, just looking on in amusement.
Then help arrived. The train docked at Dhoby Ghaut Station at this very moment. I squeeze pass the crowd and rush out of the station, thus ending my ordeal. I felt pretty sick after that. I was wearing a baggy black tee and dark blue jeans (loose). Whatever signalled to them that I'm gay? Does it say "Hi I'm Gay" on my face? I didn't even pierce my ears, let alone the right ear. I wasn't flirting with them, I wasn't putting a provocative pose (Yuck). What's wrong with them? I was just standing there, minding my own business, looking around! Argh.
I can't attract girls, yet I attract guys? What The Hell? Next time I would have to take the MRT with someone, to be on the safe side. Would anyone volunteer? Hey where did everybody go?
I've always wanted to do this, might as well do it right now. Oh if some of the songs here aren't released in 2001, then please accept my apologies, I can't remember the release date for some of the songs.
Jonah's Top 100 songs for 2001
100. Poe --- Hey Pretty
99. Papa Roach --- Between Insects and Angels
98. A Perfect Circle --- The Hollow
97. New Found Glory --- Hit or Miss
96. Tantric --- Breakdown
95. Blessed Union of Souls --- Storybook Life
94. Tantric --- Mourning
93. Cake --- Love You Madly
92. Coldplay --- Shiver
91. Marilyn Manson --- Disposable Teens
90. Texas --- In Demand
89. Staind --- It's Been A While
88. The Offspring --- Million Miles Away
87. Manic Street Preachers --- So Why So Sad
86. The Living End --- Revolution Regained
85. Lucky Boys Confusion --- Fred Astaire
84. M2M --- The Day You Went Away
83. Lenny Kravitz --- Again
82. Green Day --- Warning
81. LIT --- Addicted
80. Everclear --- Out Of My Depth
79. Doves --- Catch The Sun
78. Papa Roach --- Last Resort
77. Crazytown --- Butterfly
76. Powderfinger --- My Happiness
75. LeeAnn Rimes --- Can't Fight The Moonlight
74. Blink 182 --- Man Overboard
73. BBMak --- Still On Your Side
72. Aqua --- We Belong To The Sea
71. Alien Antfarm --- Movies
70. Foo Fighters --- Breakdown
69. Default --- Wasting My Time
68. Custom --- Hey Mister
67. Puddle of Mudd --- Blurry
66. Nickelback --- Too Bad
65. Coldplay --- Trouble
64. Saliva --- Your Disease
63. Disturbed --- Stupify
62. Green Day --- Waiting
61. Alien Antfarm --- Smooth Criminal
60. Marilyn Manson --- Beautiful People
59. Rehab --- It Don't Matter
58. Fuel --- Innocent
57. Dexter Freebish --- Leaving Town
56. SR-71 --- Empty Spaces
55. Disturbed --- Down With The Sickness
54. Coldplay --- Yellow
53. Weezer --- Photograph
52. Jimmy Eat World --- Salt Sweat Sugar
51. Linkin Park --- One Step Closer
50. American Hi-Fi --- Flavour Of The Weak
49. Stone Temple Pilots --- Days Of The Week
48. Fuel --- Hemorrhage
47. Fuel --- Bad Day
46. Vertical Horizon --- Best I Ever Had
45. The Offspring --- Original Prankster
44. Oleander --- Are You There
43. The Living End --- Roll On
42. Our Lady Peace --- Life
41. Lifehouse --- Sick Cycle Carousel
40. Train --- Drops Of Jupiter
39. Dave Matthews Band --- The Space Between
38. Linkin Park --- Papercut
37. Lifehouse --- Hanging By A Moment
36. Incubus --- Drive
35. Moby (Feat. Gwen Stefani) --- South Side
34. U2 --- Walk On
33. Prime STH --- I'm Stupid
32. Mest --- Cadillac
31. Seven Mary Three --- Wait
30. Limp Bizkit --- My Way
29. The Cult --- Rise
28. Wheatus --- A Little Respect
27. Linkin Park --- Crawling
26. Sevendust --- Praise
25. Flickerstick --- Beautiful
24. System Of A Down --- Chop Suey!
23. Blink 182 --- Stay Together For The Kids
22. Adema --- Giving In
21. Weezer --- Hash Pipe
20. 3 Doors Down --- Be Like That
19. Ours --- Sometimes
18. Sum 41 --- In Too Deep
17. Eve 6 --- Here's To Tonight
16. Green Day --- Minority
15. Staind --- For You
14. Everclear --- Wonderful
13. Cold --- Bleed
12. Jimmy Eat World --- The Middle
11. Feeder --- Just A Day
10. Nine Days --- If I Am
9. P.O.D --- Alive
8. The Offspring --- Want You Bad
7. Sum 41 --- Fat Lip
6. P.O.D --- Youth Of The Nation
5. Lostprophets --- Shinobivs.dragonninja
4. Adema --- The Way You Like It
3. Nickelback --- How You Remind Me
2. Linkin Park --- In The End
And The no. 1 song for the year 2001 is... A1! Same Old Brand New You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah. Just Kidding. Hehe. All rite its:
1. Hoobastank --- Crawling In The Dark
That's All! Oh by the way, if you want to download any of these songs, use Limewire. Go get it from www. limewire.com. Its just like Napster really. And yes, Merry Christmas!
Bleed
I'm feelin' crossed I take it inside
Burn up the pain, my thoughts are strange
Just like the things I used to love
Just like the tree that fell, I heard it
If art is still inside, I feel it
I wanna bleed, show the world all that I have inside
I wanna scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive
Take all those strings they call my veins
Wrap them around every f*cking thing
Presence of people not for me
Well, I must remain in tune forever
My love is music, I will marry melody
I wanna bleed, show the world all that I have inside
I wanna scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive
I wanna scream, I wanna bleed
Won't you let me take you for a ride
You can stop the world try to change my mind
Won't you let me show you how it feels?
You can stop the world
But you won't change me
I need music to set me free
To let me bleed
Just took the utterly surreal test.
You are Benoit Mandelbrot Holding a Chicken.
You redefine tables of pepper with your jocular slices of casino. Elevated plastic toes infuse your intestinal dichotomies with limp inkwells. Your forgotten compass is enscribed by master carrots.
Huh?